Thursday, August 25, 2005

Things I would do to get a NEW copy of Muse's Hullabaloo Soundtrack

  • Eat only KFC for a whole month
  • Watch Lindsay Lohan movies until my eyes bleed
  • Make out with Rob Schneider
  • Climb into an active Volcano
  • Listen to Hillary Duff sing (nuff said)
  • Sell my entire collection of Sandman graphic novels for a dollar
  • Only see movies at the Campbell 16
  • Stick my hand into boiling kettle cleaner
  • lick barb wire
  • Use my two least favorite words in a sentence every day of my life. I don't think it's necessary for me to state which words those are.
  • Memorize the dictionary
  • Consume cigarette ash
  • Wear only yellow
  • Tell Jake Lloyd he made Episode One a better movie
  • Bathe in garbage juice for a week
  • Buy tickets to and attend a Britney Spears concert
  • Dye my hair 7 shades of green
  • Shop at Hollister for the rest of my life
  • drink 12 cups of pure Mt. Dew syrup
  • Stop obsessing over Ryan Reynolds



iTunes: "Feeling Good" by Muse and "Sitting, waiting, wishing" by Jack Johnson

I am: chafed/vexed

Anyway so the day was "chiz" until it was almost over then I got all pissed off and now I'm angry. Gr. Not even the thought of that attractive young man in my Art History Class can even bring a smile to my face. Like a normal human being I am going to suppress my rage until I explode like a cheap Toshiba TV.

So Hannah posted this dorky thing on her Xanga:

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about
you.

2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.

3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.

4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (maybe/maybe
not).

5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal

And because I cannot seem to find my own identity and because I need a distraction from my animosity, I too, am going to post such message on my web site but with minor modifications...

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. Is it just me or does this sound dirty? Hannah, what were you thinking when you wrote these?
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (maybe/maybe not).
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what song reminds me of you. (because animals are lame)
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. Ok, you don't really have to post this on your journal but if you don't man-eating squirrels will attack you and your family and I cannot be responsible for what become of them.

Now since Hannah kindly posted her comments on my Xanga I am going to answer her on my Blog:

Hannah

1. You are sooo much more Indie then I will ever be.

2. Gattaca. I think it's obvious why.

3. Sour Green Apple.

4. "I put anbesol on my lips and then they went numb for, like, hours!"

5. I know I have memories before this but I'd have to say that the first time would be at Natalie's house when the above quote was stated.

6. "Time is running out" by Muse because that is the first time you recommend a CD and I actually liked it.

7. "How is it that you make more money then me, work more hours then me, and yet are always broke?"


While on the somewhat topic of Muse, I have come to realize that if you are going to walk into a room, "Hysteria" or "Cave" should be playing in the background because it has to be the ultimate walking music. Someone should buy me a stereo that I can carry around so that I can fulfill my dream.



EDIT: One for the Nat-ster

1. There were a few times sophomore Year, I honestly thought you could totally take Tamila no matter what she said.

2. 10 Things I Hate About You. Shakespeare as a teen movie? COME ON! That just screams "Natalie"!

3. Black Cherry

4. "IT'S NOT PORN!"

5. Hmm let's see...I met you in..what like 7th grade? I know that I met you through Dani but I more remember you going around to the entire 8th grade class introducing everyone to Tamila like she was some kind of foreign exchange student. Ha-ha the best memory I have of you is at the huge party we had at your house when we all tried to fit into Sam's uber tiny sports car and Linzy or you said, "There's not even enough room to shag in it!" I believe we also broke the screen to the window at your room. Man, that was a good night.

6. "Who Will Save Your Soul" by Jewel. You are the ultimate Jewel fan. Sometimes I get you and Jewel mixed up and then I realized that your poetry is actually good.

7. "Do you fear anything? I mean seriously. Do you even have the ability to fear?"


EDIT: 8/26/05

SANDOR

1. Logan (fellow gamer friend of yours that is one of my employees) giggles every time your name is brought up and feels the need to inform me about Counter-Strike. He started calling you SAND-or and I told him not to but he keeps doing it. You should beat him up.
2. Lord of the Rings: FOTR that or Charlie's Angels. I remember you drooling over those stupid Cameron Diaz pins. Hehe, that movie was so lame.
3. Orange.
4. "Oh my gosh. You DO look like Velma!" I hate you for that.
5. It was the first time I was closing concession and you came back to check my work. You ran your hand across the counter and said that it was not clean enough and made me stay an extra 15 minutes to re-clean the counters. Gr.
6. I'm going to have to go with Switchfoot's "Meant To live". Whenever I get onto your web site I hear that song. That song is aweeeesome.
On a side note: I almost went with Cadet's "God-Man!" but it didn't quite fit you.
7. Who was your favorite employee when you worked at the 8? Was it Amanda? I bet it was. I hate you...

No comments: