Super Ninjas

L-Dub
• Adam is going to kidnap you and FORCE you to get your driver's license

Ben
• tell him good luck with that. first he'll have to find a time I'm not working when the dmv is open.

L-Dub
• Adam is like a ninja. He can do it.

Ben
• lol
• uh, off all the qualities Adam has, I'm not sure being a ninja can be counted as one of them
• I mean

L-Dub
• you don't know that
• I am telling adam!!!

Ben
• Ive never seem him with a black mask
• you can't be a ninja unless you wear one all the time

L-Dub
• psh!
• ridiculous!!!

Ben
• unless his mask is invisible
• which would make him a super ninja
• because only super ninjas have invisible masks

L-Dub
• omg...SUPER NINJAS EXIST?!!

Ben
• yes
• I am one
• which is why Adam will fail
• super ninjas by the laws of physics cannot kidnap another super ninja
• the world would implode

L-Dub
• lol
• you should just put this conversation in your "about me" section

Ben
• but then everyone will know I'm a super ninja
• and I can't have that

L-Dub
• lol
• no that would be bad

Ben
• unless it sparred on an epic super ninja war
• then it would be awesome
• why posting that info on my facebook would do that, I cannot say
• I'm just saying it'd be awesome

The Witty Comment

The Witty Comment
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TACT

Pronunciation:

\ˈtakt\

Function:

noun

1 : sensitive mental or aesthetic perception
2 : a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense

I just wanted to make sure you knew what it meant.

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