Sunday, April 23, 2006

No. This cannot be!

WHYYYYY???!! WHYYYY?!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HOLLYWOOD?!!!

http://aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=23106

Who would think that this is a good idea?

"The script starts exactly where the last film left off. The body of SCAR, the slain predator from AVP, lies in a place of honor onboard the Predator Starship. The body convulses. Alien chestburster pops out. And then in a matter of seconds, it grows to nine feet tall, and we see the Predalien. 'Shiny, elongated alien head. A Predator fang-rimmed mouth. Alien jaws. Predator body. Alien tail.'"

I suffered through AVP 4 times and if it takes everything in me to make sure that AVP2 never sees the light of day then so be it!

I think I can hear Hannah and Natalie screaming far off in the distance.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Blogging for dummies



Originally uploaded by Paul Pellerito.
Correction: this makes me smile like crazy!

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Originally uploaded by HotsauceJane.
Tehehe. This picture makes me giggle. Just thought I'd bring a little "giggle"-ness to everyone's day.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

It's all over your face

iTunes: "(I Know) I'm Losing You" by The Temptations
I am: somber

I am forcing myself to do this post because Hannah is under the impression that everyone has stopped blogging. Well take THIS HANNAH!

The Temptations Movie has got to be the best Mini Series ever. EVER. It must come on VH1 at least once a month (along with "What's Love Got To Do With It: The Tina Turner Story). Sadly I watch it every time it is on. I can pretty much reenact the entire movie for you. I even find myself quoting it. "You wish you could work it the way I do, but you can't! Because there is only one David Ruffin!" Only I replace "David Ruffin" with my name. It's funny because I also tend to quote "The Jacksons: An American Dream" (another excellent mini series that plays consistently once a month on VH1). I feel as cool as Angela Basset when I say, "I don't want chu'. I don't want chu'. I don't want chu' Mr. Jackson!!" I think quotes like that make me a better manager. Darn right they do!
I'd love to quote "What's Love Got To Do With It" but I can never remember any of the good lines, so I just take my shoe off and attack wife beaters with it instead. Oh Angela Basset, you're my hero!

Photography has got me down. Way down. I'm under the impression that I suck. Not just at photography but at life as well. Yay for Emo moments. The only thing keeping me going is the thought of watching "Behind the Music: Jim Croce".

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Private


Private
Originally uploaded by HotsauceJane.
I finally got around to posting all of my St. Louis pictures on Flickr. Now that I have a Pro account (Thank you Hannah!) I can upload as many photos as I want! HAAZAH!

Friday, April 07, 2006

"tats"

iTunes: "I can't do this" by Plumb
I am: Tired beyond reason

The idea of getting "another" tattoo keeps coming up but I keep shutting it down for very reasonable and respectable reasons. I'm completely conflicted about the whole situation. I mean, obviously this is something permanent so I don't want to do something I'll regret but on the other hand, what the fun of over thinking it? I'll just get a tattoo of a cartoon character on my butt and let this all be said and done.

I'm beginning to think that the employees at Best Buy have conspired against me. Ever since that whole shin-dig where one of the checkout girls torn up one of my gift certificates without using it (urg, I despise that story) resulting in me having to call customer service (urg, another terrible story), all Best Buy employees have been extremely rude to me. It's as if I have some how shaken the hive, irritating the queen bee thus resulting in my being stung by all of the mindless bee drones. I went in to Best Buy a few Wednesdays ago in hopes of picking up "The Stanley Kubrick Collection" or at least "Full Metal Jacket". Much to my surprise, when I attempted to locate an employee, who definitely would know how I could get a hold of this fantastic box set, there was none to be found. I must have searched for a little over 15 minutes only to find out that they were all in the cell phone section rearranging accessories. Then, we I prepared to check out (no, they did not have EITHER of my DVDs) I found myself treated to the wonderful attitude of, what one might assume, an overworked employee. It was fantastic.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Who?


Who?
Originally uploaded by HotsauceJane.
I added a few more pictures to my flickr.com album. I'm starting to worry about having to buy a "Pro" account there because I've almost used up all my free space. Uck. That upsets me.