God Bless Don Hertzfeld

Through the wonder of text messages:

Kevin sends me this:
I send him back this response: "?"
Kevin texted me back...: "My spoon is too big"
I send him this: "Haha!"

Dead people=Digital SLR

iTunes: "Mil Besos" by Patty Griffin

While flipping through the channels the other night in an attempt to find some source of entertainment I accidentally stopped on TNT which happened to be showing Titanic...for the 5 millionth time that day. It happened to be that very emotional moment (pssh!) when future-old-decrepid-Rose is finishing up her heartwrenching story. Her exact words were "1500 people died that day. I'll never forget.." At that exact moment I said alloud, "Wow if I had a dollar for every person who died on the Titanic, I'd be able to buy a Canon 30D."

As morbid and heartless as that was...it's still true.

Ah yes, another Wednesday Night

a reminder about the Young Married Couples Group meeting on Wednesday night flashes on the large screen at Church...

Andrew: I'll never be in that group ::sigh::
Me: Pshh! ::pretends to play a tiny violin in an attempt to mock Andrew's emo-ness::
Andrew: You're never going to be in there either...
Me: You suck.
Tanner: Ha ha!
Andrew: ::looking at Tanner:: I don't know what you're laughing at. No one's ever going to marry you....

Andrew: "what did I miss? WHAT DID I MISS?" (refering to LOST)
Me: Your mom! [forgetting that Andrew's mom is dead and it's one of those topics that you just don't bring up...]
Andrew: ::silent::
Andrew: "That's right Laura. I miss my mother every day of my life. Thank you for reminding me of her terrible death."

Sophmore year of highschool...

Me: (looking at text book in history class) I don't understand why all of the great artists were so messed up in the head. Why do you think that is?
Natalie: I don't know Laura, you're the artist. You tell me.

Death by corny joke

Andrew: "I'm hungry" ::holds hand over growling stomach::
Me: "Well, hi hungry, I'm..." ::laughs::
Andrew: "STOP. Do NOT finish that sentence." ::with hand over eyes, ashamed that he knows me::
Me: "..I'm Laura! It's nice to meet you hungry!"
Andrew: "Ew. Stop. Don't ever do that again."
Me: "But it's funny! Get it? See you said 'I'm hungry' and I replied.."
Andrew: "Stop. I get it. It's not funny."
Me: "Yes it is."
Andrew: "No it's not."
Me: "Yes it is."
Andrew: "No."
Me: "But it's funny!"
Andrew: "It's LAME!! You know it's probably because of these lame jokes that guys won't date you."
Me: "....."
Andrew: "Nah..I kid! Your jokes do suck though." ::laughs::
Me: "I hate you."
Andrew: "No you don't."
Me: "Yes I do."
Andrew: "Aw. No you don't."
Me: "Hey! How do you turn a baby into a dog?"
Andrew: "Oh God..."
Me: "Throw it in a trash can, drench it with lighter fluid, throw in a match and WOOF!"
Andrew: "See I would have gone with 'bury it in the ground, let it grow into a tree and then see, it's got bark!' Eh?"
Me: "...."
Andrew: "Hey that was pretty good right?"
Me: "...."
Andrew: "RIGHT?!"
Me: "I think we're missing something important."

I'd like to note that this whole conversation took place during church service tonight.

Uh..I have to return some videotapes.

In my Ears: "Radio/Video" by System of a Down
I am: orangilicious

I must say that ever since I watched "American Psycho" with Natalie, Hannah, and a random girl named Amanda (who seems very nice BTW) I have had the urge to randomly quote the movie but how do you work something like,

"My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected,
but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs. "

into a normal conversation? Surely, I will find a way.

Well, I am saddened to say that Natalie and I are currently fighting. Yes, I am making it publicly known. ::sheds a tear:: For you see, the other night...while watching "American Psycho" we reached the scene in which Christian Bale enters butt naked fashioning only a roaring chainsaw. To my surprise Natalie randomly burst out with, "Is it just me or does Christian Bale bare a striking resemblance to a young Bruce Campbell in this scene?" The room went silent. I immediately turned to Natalie and said, "I cannot believe you disgraced the name of Bruce Campbell by saying such a thing."

Hannah agreed.

I will have to forgive Natalie eventually for such a terrible comment for she did not know better. ::sigh::

On a random, more interesting topic, Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a intensely awesome movie. Ok...I wouldn't go that far, the whole plot was filled with holes but the fight scenes were stellar. "The movie entertained me on a level I didn't even know existed."