L-Dub
• Adam is going to kidnap you and FORCE you to get your driver's license
Ben
• tell him good luck with that. first he'll have to find a time I'm not working when the dmv is open.
L-Dub
• Adam is like a ninja. He can do it.
Ben
• lol
• uh, off all the qualities Adam has, I'm not sure being a ninja can be counted as one of them
• I mean
L-Dub
• you don't know that
• I am telling adam!!!
Ben
• Ive never seem him with a black mask
• you can't be a ninja unless you wear one all the time
L-Dub
• psh!
• ridiculous!!!
Ben
• unless his mask is invisible
• which would make him a super ninja
• because only super ninjas have invisible masks
L-Dub
• omg...SUPER NINJAS EXIST?!!
Ben
• yes
• I am one
• which is why Adam will fail
• super ninjas by the laws of physics cannot kidnap another super ninja
• the world would implode
L-Dub
• lol
• you should just put this conversation in your "about me" section
Ben
• but then everyone will know I'm a super ninja
• and I can't have that
L-Dub
• lol
• no that would be bad
Ben
• unless it sparred on an epic super ninja war
• then it would be awesome
• why posting that info on my facebook would do that, I cannot say
• I'm just saying it'd be awesome
Showing posts with label iChat Conversations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iChat Conversations. Show all posts
Monday, December 10, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
Quote of the day
Sam: "Would you rather I be like 'zOMG she's so hawt lolz u dont u look liek her?!?!?'"
Thursday, November 30, 2006
LAME
The rant wasn't worth finishing so I am posting this instead:
Ryan: stupid pirated copy is a vcd, which means i have to install a special player
At this point I am saying "arr...tis a pirated copy...arr!" and giggling
Ryan: teh lame
Me: yes
Me: lame!
Ryan: lol
Ryan: i say that word way too much these days
Me: that's lame
Me: you should stop using lame so much
Me: you're lame for using it too much
Ryan: roflcake
Ryan: lame
Ryan: lame
Ryan: lame
Me: I'm glad we're not being redundant here
Ryan: yeah, that would be lame
Ryan: stupid pirated copy is a vcd, which means i have to install a special player
At this point I am saying "arr...tis a pirated copy...arr!" and giggling
Ryan: teh lame
Me: yes
Me: lame!
Ryan: lol
Ryan: i say that word way too much these days
Me: that's lame
Me: you should stop using lame so much
Me: you're lame for using it too much
Ryan: roflcake
Ryan: lame
Ryan: lame
Ryan: lame
Me: I'm glad we're not being redundant here
Ryan: yeah, that would be lame
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Another "chat"
L-Dub:
Yay! Hannah's online!!
haazaaha!
Ben:
oh, that clemens...moving so very far away...
L-Dub:
I know
she sucks
speaking of which, how's Michael?
Ben:
haven't heard from him in a while
that usually means he's doing well
L-Dub:
That's good. Usually when people don't hear from me for long periods of time it usually means I've fallen into some sort of dark well
then I start haunting video tapes and I grow my hair out long and I drip water all over the floor
it's just a huge mess
Ben:
oh, great
this means I'll be seeing you in about 4 days
L-Dub:
lol
Ben:
should never have played that tape...
L-Dub:
probably
Yay! Hannah's online!!
haazaaha!
Ben:
oh, that clemens...moving so very far away...
L-Dub:
I know
she sucks
speaking of which, how's Michael?
Ben:
haven't heard from him in a while
that usually means he's doing well
L-Dub:
That's good. Usually when people don't hear from me for long periods of time it usually means I've fallen into some sort of dark well
then I start haunting video tapes and I grow my hair out long and I drip water all over the floor
it's just a huge mess
Ben:
oh, great
this means I'll be seeing you in about 4 days
L-Dub:
lol
Ben:
should never have played that tape...
L-Dub:
probably
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Is there some kind of support group I can join for this?
Sam: I had a big crush on Scarlett Johansson before she did The Island
Me: lol
Sam: But ever since I saw that...meh. hehe
Me: ever since she hit rock bottom she just hasn't been as hot
Me: lol
Sam: lol
Sam: Well
Sam: She was just so amazing in A Love Song for Bobby Long and Lost in Translation
Sam: I really thought she looked like the most talented actress who's ever lived
Sam: But then she sold out
Me: that whore
Sam: That's the third time you've called someone a whore tonight. Such anger!
Sam: I like it.
Me: I seem to have a problem NOT using that word
Me: Let's see who I've called a whore tonight: My boss (she giggled when I called her it), most of my fellow management staff (they too enjoyed it), Michael, Ben, and Scarlett Johansson
Sam: That's so mean!
Sam: You whore.
Sam: For some reason I love the word whore. I have no idea why.
Me: It rolls off the tongue and into the hearts of millions. Mmm whore...
On a side note: I only called Michael and Ben whores because...
Sam: Well, Michael and Ben were supposed to call me sometime tonight...but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.
Me: Those whores...
Me: lol
Sam: But ever since I saw that...meh. hehe
Me: ever since she hit rock bottom she just hasn't been as hot
Me: lol
Sam: lol
Sam: Well
Sam: She was just so amazing in A Love Song for Bobby Long and Lost in Translation
Sam: I really thought she looked like the most talented actress who's ever lived
Sam: But then she sold out
Me: that whore
Sam: That's the third time you've called someone a whore tonight. Such anger!
Sam: I like it.
Me: I seem to have a problem NOT using that word
Me: Let's see who I've called a whore tonight: My boss (she giggled when I called her it), most of my fellow management staff (they too enjoyed it), Michael, Ben, and Scarlett Johansson
Sam: That's so mean!
Sam: You whore.
Sam: For some reason I love the word whore. I have no idea why.
Me: It rolls off the tongue and into the hearts of millions. Mmm whore...
On a side note: I only called Michael and Ben whores because...
Sam: Well, Michael and Ben were supposed to call me sometime tonight...but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.
Me: Those whores...
I can't wait for Sunday Church!!
Me: do you think zombies ever get thirsty?
Me: I mean, they're hungry all the freakin' time!
Lindsay: heh
Lindsay: maybe not, because they get some blood?..
Me: ew
Lindsay: yeah
Me: but you'd think that blood alone wouldn't be able to hydrate them
Lindsay: they dont need it though..
Lindsay: theyre zombies.
Me: yeah but they "need" to eat flesh
Me: why is that, by the way?
Me: why exactly are undead creatures hungry?
Lindsay: theyre jealous of how alive they are..
Lindsay: so theyre like."oh my gosh! they look so goood!"
Lindsay: so they eat them
Me: lol
Me: it is all making sense now
Lindsay: yess
Me: we should convert some zombies to Christianity
Me: then they could be hungry for christ
Lindsay: ohh maybe
Lindsay: problem though..
Lindsay: zombies dont exsist.
Me: psh
Me: next you're going to tell me that leprechauns don't exist
Me: I mean, they're hungry all the freakin' time!
Lindsay: heh
Lindsay: maybe not, because they get some blood?..
Me: ew
Lindsay: yeah
Me: but you'd think that blood alone wouldn't be able to hydrate them
Lindsay: they dont need it though..
Lindsay: theyre zombies.
Me: yeah but they "need" to eat flesh
Me: why is that, by the way?
Me: why exactly are undead creatures hungry?
Lindsay: theyre jealous of how alive they are..
Lindsay: so theyre like."oh my gosh! they look so goood!"
Lindsay: so they eat them
Me: lol
Me: it is all making sense now
Lindsay: yess
Me: we should convert some zombies to Christianity
Me: then they could be hungry for christ
Lindsay: ohh maybe
Lindsay: problem though..
Lindsay: zombies dont exsist.
Me: psh
Me: next you're going to tell me that leprechauns don't exist
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Reality check on cannibals, hobos, and zombies
11:58 PM
Andrew: boobs
Me: boobs
Andrew: i find it's a very good conversation starter
Me: true dat true dat
Me: do I sound cooler when I use "dat"
Andrew: a little
Me: street lingo makes me feel awesome
Me: what do you think cannibals snack on?
Me: flesh chips?
Me: Dehydrated flesh chips?
Andrew: gross
Andrew: and yes, i would think so
Me: or do you think they keep a bucket of fingers around the house
Me: kind of like a bucket of chicken
Me: only it's fingers
Andrew: i guess we should befriend some cannibals and hang out at their pad to study them more closely
Me: yes
Me: this sounds like a very excellent plan
Me:sometimes I wonder if Justin fights back cannibalistic urges
Me: he gets that "look" in his eyes
Andrew: he does have a hairy chest
Me: What does having a hairy chest have to do with cannibals?
Andrew: think about it
::LONG PAUSE::
Me: nope, I'm still confused
Andrew: well, i can't explain it to you then
Andrew: either you get it or you get it
Andrew: or i'm just messing with you
Me: my head hurts
Andrew: as well it should
Me: If you touch a hobo do you have to get a tetanus shot?
Me: or does that only apply to zombies?
Andrew: i don't know, but either way, Scott and I are covered
Me: Good to know
Andrew: boobs
Me: boobs
Andrew: i find it's a very good conversation starter
Me: true dat true dat
Me: do I sound cooler when I use "dat"
Andrew: a little
Me: street lingo makes me feel awesome
Me: what do you think cannibals snack on?
Me: flesh chips?
Me: Dehydrated flesh chips?
Andrew: gross
Andrew: and yes, i would think so
Me: or do you think they keep a bucket of fingers around the house
Me: kind of like a bucket of chicken
Me: only it's fingers
Andrew: i guess we should befriend some cannibals and hang out at their pad to study them more closely
Me: yes
Me: this sounds like a very excellent plan
Me:sometimes I wonder if Justin fights back cannibalistic urges
Me: he gets that "look" in his eyes
Andrew: he does have a hairy chest
Me: What does having a hairy chest have to do with cannibals?
Andrew: think about it
::LONG PAUSE::
Me: nope, I'm still confused
Andrew: well, i can't explain it to you then
Andrew: either you get it or you get it
Andrew: or i'm just messing with you
Me: my head hurts
Andrew: as well it should
Me: If you touch a hobo do you have to get a tetanus shot?
Me: or does that only apply to zombies?
Andrew: i don't know, but either way, Scott and I are covered
Me: Good to know
Friday, July 07, 2006
Is your quota filled?
if it weren't for iChat I don't believe awesome conversations like this would ever take place...
Ben H: I just haven't seen you in ages, that's all
Me: I know, I suck
Me: hardcore
Ben H: I'm really lacking on my 'time spent with Laura' quota, and I'm not sure how much longer I can go
Me: lol
Ben H: I may be dead before you know it
Me: from a kool aid OD? Because that's how I plan on dying
Ben H: exactly
Ben H: I just haven't seen you in ages, that's all
Me: I know, I suck
Me: hardcore
Ben H: I'm really lacking on my 'time spent with Laura' quota, and I'm not sure how much longer I can go
Me: lol
Ben H: I may be dead before you know it
Me: from a kool aid OD? Because that's how I plan on dying
Ben H: exactly