Alison and I are now magicians. She will wear a pointy purple hat with stars, a cape, and use a wand like Harry Potter. I will be her assistant and hit on all the guys in the audience. We will get tips but we have to split them up at the end of the night. The show shall consist of her making nymphs appear and making evil people disappear and end up in India (and to get back they will have to use American Airlines! !! GOODNESS NOT THEM!!!).
Justin Timberlake will hire us to work for his Birthday party. He'll pay us thousands. "We could meet celebrities and perform our disappearing act on those unworthy such as... Brittany spears (he would love that) and so on". We'll be rich and buy lots and lots of computer games. Yes, we have found our purpose in life. As she says "WHOO HOO finally."
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