Puppet theater cracks my butt!

So I was checking out Puppet theater today and saw that the X-Men: United spoofhad been posted. OOOHH IT IS SO FUNNY!


Storm:
Looks like the mutant's hiding in this old darkened cathedral.
Jean Grey:
...Which means there's probably mountains of religious symbolism coming.
Nightcrawler:
Fear the reverb on my German!
Storm:
We come in peace. Now take off your shirt.
Nightcrawler:
Wow, you guys are right to the point...

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Wolverine:
I kill anything that moves with my claws!
Cat:
Marry me.

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Mystique:
Guess I'll go ahead and do what every fangirl in the audience is dreaming of right now.
Fans:
We hate you, Mystique.
Wolverine:
Argh, Rogue or Jean Grey...can I have both?
Mystique:
Pervert.

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Mutants:
*OWCRAPSUFFERINGPAIN*

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Jet:
I refuse to take any more of this abuse. *DIES*
Jean Grey:
There's no other choice...I must sacrifice myself and let you all escape.
Xavier:
I could help you lift the ship.
Jean Grey:
Erm...
Nightcrawler:
I could teleport you to safety.
Jean Grey:
But...
Storm:
I could make winds push the water back.
Jean Grey:
Just let me kill myself already!
Cyclops:
Noooo, my lover is dead!
Wolverine:
Well, I mourn her more!
Cyclops:
No, I mourn her more!
Fans:
Woohoo, less competition!

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This site is so great. I totally suggest that you all vist it. There are even little pictures to go along with the dialog. ITS SO GREAT!