Rockin' Friday Five

1. Create a band using anyone you want, from any other band, or whoever. Heck, put yourself in it.

Dave Grohl on drums (you might remember him from Nirvana or the Foo Fighters or Queens of the Stone Age), Dean Bernardini would be our bassist (from Chevelle), Matthew Bellamy (MUSE) and Pete Loeffler (Chevelle) on lead guitar, vocals, and keyboard. I'd manage this band and require at least 30% of the profits and if anyone tried to say that we suck, we just beat them senseless.

2. Name it.

They'd be called "Sugarless Candy." I'm not quite sure why but at the time it seemed like a good idea.

3. And tell us what your first single will be called.

The titles wouldn't be important and probably wouldn't even relate to the songs but I can tell you that they will not be naming a song "Stockholm syndrome." Every band seems to have some song named that and "Sugarless Candy is too cool to be like every band.

4. It's a one-hit wonder, isn't it?

No, not really. They have the beauty of MUSE mixed with the awesomeness of Chevelle. No one will be able to resist our music. In fact, their music will be so powerful that people will throw money at us.

5. Do survive the public scrutiny?

Hello. Dave Grohl is in our band.