This post can be related to planet Hoth, COLD!

I don't usually encourage the act of creating insults but it seems that I can no longer contain the urge. Ah yes, I remember sitting in Philosophy, writting down numerous and hillarious insults as liner notes in my notebook. Hm, maybe if I had been paying attention instead of dilly daddleing I may have gotten a better grade in that class. Nah.

Now to share:

• Cillan Murphy called. He wants his creepy demeanor back.
• Keep talking, hopefully someday something intelligent will come out of that pretty mouth of yours.
• You are definitely one fry short of a Happy Meal.
• Believe it or not, she can think without moving her lips.
• See, the wheel is turning but the hampster is dead.
• Is your job solely devoted to spreading ignorance or is that just something you do on the side?
• She's as pointless as a hankey...you sneeze...and...that's it.
• That tiny twinkle you just saw in her eyes is actually the sun shining right between her ears.
• David Justice called. He'd like his libido back.
• Unfortunately for you there is not vaccine against stupidity.
• Psh. You don't need to join Green Peace to help the Earth out. Just don't procreate!
• Seriously...her depth runs as deep as a parking lot puddle.
• Yeah, about as cultured as cow in the Louvre.
• You definitely got hit by the ugly stick and enjoyed it.
• Were you sick the day that God was handing out intelligence?
• (I actually read this somewhere but was tempted to use it) You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days!