"I am fire and air"

iTunes: "Infected" by Bad Religion
I am: Addicted to Guitar Hero

WHY? WHY MUST VIDEO GAMES LIKE GUITAR HERO CONSUME MY LIFE?

I finally was able to watch Superman Returns the other night and well, it was good. It's wasn't AMAZING, but it was good. I had some tiny problems with the movie:

SPOILERS:

1. Superman represents everything that is moral and good with the world. He's basically metropolis' "Boy Scout". That's what makes him so fantastic and different from the other super heroes, mostly Batman. So why in the world would he, have sex with Lois Lane (in Superman II), erase her memory (in Superman II), then find out that, that one night of passionate love resulted in offspring (Superman Returns) and not say something to Lois like, "Hey, by the way...um...we kind of got it on one night...and well I had to erase your memory. Oops? Right? Heheh..."

2. Why didn't Lois ask herself why she can't remember this night of passion? You'd think she'd be uber pissed that Superman erased her memory. I know, that if I just randomly found out that my 5-year-old child is super strong I would immediately wonder if Superman slipped me a ruffie. I mean, Lois is this very strong willed character that would definitely be upset about something like that. How did Lois NOT notice that she was pregnate? Wait, are they saying that right after Superman left, she hooked up with some other guy? She put out on the first date? THIS IS WRONG!

3. Wait...wait..so she is going to continue to be engaged to some dweeb even though she JUST found out that her kid is the result of a hot and steamy night with Superman and not acutally her fiance's kid? Does she have any plans to let her fiance know about this? More importantly, SUPERMAN JUST RETURNED FROM A 5 YEAR HIATUS AND IS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN SOME SILLY PILOT!! There is no way I can believe that. Brandon Routh IS MUCH better looking than James Marsden.

5. Clark Kent disappears for 5 years and magically returns at the exact same time that Superman returns...and no one noticed? Really? REALLY? I know that Clark is supposed to be this very forgettable, nerdy, character, but really? I mean, Lois Lane's kid figures it out within ten seconds after seeing a picture of Superman on the TV screen next to Clark Kent, yet no one else can figure this out?