I dare propose this ever important, life-changing question:
Jack Bauer and Bruce Campbell; who would be able to save us in the ever imminent zombie apocalypse?
People, I present to you the facts:
Jack Bauer:
-HE FREAKIN' SHOT SOME GUY'S WIFE IN THE LEG, RAN INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH NERVE GAS, AND HIJACKED A PLANE TO SAVE AMERICA!! That's pretty hardcore! Not to mention any man who can defeat terrorists that many times is clearly capable of defending us against a horde of undead.
Bruce Campbell
-The man cut off his own hand and replaced it with a chainsaw....whoa. That...is....awesome. Need I mention he defeated an ARMY OF DARKNESS?! Who could ask for more?
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