Quote of the day

Sam: "Would you rather I be like 'zOMG she's so hawt lolz u dont u look liek her?!?!?'"

I am the bile that burns your throat

There is nothing more that I enjoy more than everyone I know making me feel so insignificant, so pathetic, so disgusting, that I want to waste away into nothing. I want to thank all of you for helping me to realize how tiny and pitiful I am. I'm glad that I can be your villian; I rejoice in the thought that I am the Richard III to your Clarence. Please feel free to continue your high school antics of talking behind my back, joking at my expense. Let me being the focus of your rage; the reason why your life is hard or difficult. Please project your anger towards me because I am the rationale of why annoying things happen.

If life were like a movie

"With a prompter in every cellar window whispering comebacks, shy people would
have the last laugh."
-Amelie

Can you smile?

Quick: name three things that make you smile. Don't think. Just do it. Can you name three things?